Dear Friends List

[tsukinofaerii]

Hello, friends list. I'm not very used to this blog business, seeing as I'm usually just a bit preoccupied with alternately saving the world or trying to buy it, but for you, I'll make the attempt. Tsuki is currently wrapped up arguing with Steve, poor thing. He developed a sub-plot, you see, and it's giving her a conniption. She thinks he's being unreasonable. If she'd talked things over with me, she would have known that he's just being Steve, but we live and learn. Well, most of us do, at any rate. Occasionally, even in that order.

Just between you and I, she's exaggerating about our discussion yesterday. I don't pout. I'm really more the type for a sultry sort of sulk, don't you think?

Now, here's the trouble. She's just finished an entire scene starring none other than Captain America at his patriotic, leather-clad finest. While I certainly don't object to the sight, apparently, the next scene she plans is the one just prior to my untimely demise. We have precisely two hundred and eighty-six words of myself and the very scrumptious Steve Rogers in bed and nothing has happened yet, nor will, according to the notes I've purloined. Worse, she slipped off to write about something that I'm sure is very dramatic and necessary to the plot, but pointlessly without nudity of any sort. Personally, I think this is a crime. If she's going force me to shuffle the mortal coil, I must beg that I be allowed one last romp before my time is due.

So, dear ladies and gentlemen, I have a request of you. Would you all be loves and convince her to grant my last request? It would be worth your while, if only for the inevitable excerpts that will be posted. It would mean ever so much to me.

Sincerely,
Tony Stark

Post Script: Tsuki would like me to pass on that a proper post will no doubt be coming later in the day, after she's finished discussing matters with Steve.

Comments

Dear Tony:

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Honey, as far as I'm concerned, Tsuki is right.

I understand you, I really do. One need to get some sort of last wish, and really, yours isn't that hard to grant, except of course if Steve is acting Steve-like (Wich I guess is something you can fix, you devious bastard.)

But, for the sake of plot sometimes you just can't get what you want, so Tony dear, pipe down.

Yours,
Nacht

PS: I'm absolutely sure you pout, but that's okay, I like it.

Sweetheart,

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Et tu, Nacht? I'm wounded to the quick. How can plot possibly come before pleasure? The outline doesn't have any sort of skin-to-skin contact of significance noted until a third of the way through the story. I'll be quite, quite dead by then. Surely you don't want Tsuki to reduce me to that.

I simply don't know. First my liquor, and now this. Betrayal is a bitter thing.

Sincerely,
Tony

P.S. Well, if you like it, I should endeavor to learn. But only for you, darling.

No pet names for me honey

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

See, it's simple.

In normal circumstances plot should never come before pleasure, that's obvious, but this is clearly not what I would call normal. It's never average when you're included dear.

But know you get me thinking, yes...first your liquor and now this. I'm slightly more inclined to back you up now, mainly because I have no idea what I would do if someone decided to strip me down of the things I love.

I still trust Tsuki though, and I'm sure whatever she is planning is for the best, as cruel as it may sound.

Yours,
Nacht

P.S. Well thanks darling, I may start being nice to you if you keep this up.

Nacht, then

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Oh, if you speak to her, she'll tell you it's all some masterful plan of some sort or another, I'm sure, but don't listen to her. It's a plot to strip me of my favorite vices. No matter what my writer thinks, immortality is simply not worth some sacrifices.

I'm sure you'll understand the horror when she finally finishes with me. Perhaps I should learn to swoon in addition to pouting.

With love,
Tony

P.S. Oh, do be nice to me. I'll have so few friends left in only a small handful of words.

Nacht is good.

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Now now Tony, I may not be highly educated but do not mock my intelligence; there's no way all this is just a plot for stripping you from your vices.

Tsuki knows better.

Now, I may feel bad when she finishes you, dear. But just a little, I may like you, but I kill people for a living for god sake, I can't really allow my emotions to get on my way. (But that's just me talking, if you want to know someone who will stick up with you then talk to the girl that created me, she is in love with you)

Besides, the plot looks promising.

With love,
Nacht.

P.S. I'm being nice, can't you tell?

Wonderful

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Not highly educated? I never would have guessed. You seem to be a terribly bright woman to me. There may be some point to the plot, something along the lines of saving me from my little friend, the tumor, and possibly something in the nature of a relationship with the Captain, but what is life without vodka?

See, that's what I like in a woman, a clear sense of direction. Such a shame that it's not likely to assist me. I suppose I can but try.

Love,
Tony

P.S. You're being very nice, but I'm certain we could be even nicer in a more private locale, don't you think?

Perfect

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Well, brightness isn't the same as education, that's something I learned a while ago.

Oh come on, I'm sure a life with Captain America and med-free is good enough to give up Vodka. If not, then try to find another vice, god knows those are quite easy to find.

Yours,
Nacht.

P.S. I think that's the best idea ever, but I'm a profesional, and I have this rule agains getting close and personal with someone I'm likely to see dying. So that would be a no.

Re: Perfect

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

You're absolutely correct. Intelligence is far more important than an education. Any fool can purchase a degree, as has been displayed many times over.

Seeing as my last living run-in with Steven Rogers included his stealing the bedclothes, I'm afraid I may have to disagree with you. Though you do make a very valid point. It may be time to broaden my horizons.

Love,
Tony

P.S. Alas. Another thing the author has robbed me of. Does postmortem disagree with you as well? At the very least, do keep me in mind if you ever change your stance, darling.

Re: Perfect

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Stealing the bedclothes? Well that's just...weird. And a low blow if you ask me.

Good to know I'm finaly making some sense. Yes, time to broaden your horizons dear. It's amazing what you can find once you actually search.

Love,
Nacht

P.S. Postmortem sounds lovely dear. And don't worry, you'll be the first on line if I ever want to change my stance, promise.

Re: Perfect

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

He's actually terrible about that. Take my word, if you ever find yourself sharing a bunk, wrap yourself well or you're certain to awake chilled.

I'm still not convinced that the loss of my liquor is a surmountable sacrifice, but your suggestions would soften the blow, so to speak. I'll be certain to remember them when the time comes.

Love,
Tony

P.S. Then I'll be certain to look you up after the necessary loss of breath. It will be an adventure.

Re: Perfect

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word then, thanks for the advise.

Well, if you can't give up liquor then try to find some more exotic ones. Ever tried Pulque or Tepache? (DON'T, I'm just asking, but DON'T do it)

Yes, if you ever need to find a new vice, tell me, I'll search one for you :)

Love,
Nacht.

P.S. I won't say I'm looking foward to it, because that would be wishing your death, but you know I just can't wait, as you said, it will be a wonderfull adventure.

Re: Perfect

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I've been given no choice but to give up my usual poison. You see, dying apparently causes difficulties with most liquids and all solids. It's a tragedy.

I'll always remember your offer, dear heart, especially seeing as I'm likely to need it soon.

Love,
Tony

P.S. Death is inevitable. As I see it, I may as well enjoy being clocked out.

Dear Mr. Stark.

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help but notice your...uh, conversation with my girl Nacht.

You do realize she is nineteen, right?


One of your many many fans,
Ale.

Shut up

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

You know better than messing with me girl, so stop doing it.

Yours (In a very literal way),
Nacht

Dear Ale

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Unless the laws have vastly changed between universes, nineteen is considered an adult, and I would fare consider Nacht to be more adult than many. Your concern is, of course, noted.

Sincerely,
Tony

I know I know

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

And to be honest, in Mexico she is already considered an adult in all senses, but still, she is the closest thing I have to a daughter. I worry about her.

Or maybe I'm just jealous, but that's something I just won't acept.

God, now I am confused.

Bah, whatever, have fun you two.

Still a big fan,
Ale

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

My dear, I give you my solemn oath that I will treat her with all due care and consideration.

Love,
Tony

Thanks

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Well Thanks Tony, someone needed to shut her up.

Love,
Nacht

You're very welcome.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

One can't fault a parent for worrying.

Love,
Tony

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, why not.

TSUKI! BE NICE TO TONY! DO AS HE COMMA-- er, REQUESTS!

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Thank you, my dear! My needs feel so much less ignored.

Tony

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

;) Always willing to help, Tony m'dear.

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

On a side note, not only do I have nanowrimo this month but I also have a very big creative writing assignment. GAAAAH!

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

(wrestles the keyboard away from Tony)

D: You're crazy. I'm fighting to hit 4k today, and you're doing this plus homework? (Of course, Tony's not helping me at all. :P @ Him.)

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

I know I'm crazy. D:

XD Lol, yeah really. I'm doing NaNoWriMo, but I also have to do a big ol' story. I'd actually told him about NaNoWriMo just that morning, lol. Then I get into class and hear we have a big assignment, and right in the middle of a quiet spot (where everyone for some reason is quiet at the same time), I say very clearly, "Petkash, I hate you."

He gave me this puppy look and asked why. I glared, and said, "You're giving me THIS, on TOP of NaNoWriMo?! How am I going to get these done?!"

"Well... Just steal some of that and put it into this."
"But that's pure stupidity!"
"So don't steal some of that and put it in this."
"I hate you."
"I love you too."

XD

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

XD

What are the guidelines of the story? I'm sure you can probably combine the two and save yourself some work. I've done that a couple of times.

"OF COURSE IT'S NOT FANFIC MR. LEE WOULD I DO THAT TO YOU? NO NO NO DEAR GODS DON'T GOOGLE IT!"

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

Nope, can't combine 'em. Besides, I have an old plot idea that I suddenly really want to write, so I'm probably going to go with that. My NaNoWriMo is pure stupidity, but I want to do really well on the assignment.

But as for guidelines... It just has to be original. No fanfiction or anything (though my friend asked if she could do that and I quipped, "Dearie, whilst this may be creative writing class, the idea is to be original." So, really, it's my fault. XD).

I have a guy-self. :D

Do you believe in vampires? Not the stupid Twilight ones, but....?

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

School work > everything else. Trufax.

>.> Possibly, yes. I've long since decided that just because we don't know about it doesn't mean it can't exist, and it's hard to believe that there's a similar legend in cultures that have been separated for millennia without something linking them.

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

Chyah. I know. *le sad, sad sigh*

True, true.

What about modern day ones though? Like, the idea that some simply do actually need something extra, but that doesn't mean if they don't get it they die. Or psy/psi vampires. What about those?

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

I definitely believe in psychic vampires. I could swear my dad is one. Other than that, I don't know enough about the "modern" vampire thing to really make a call. I don't like putting myself into a position where I might end up telling someone, 'I don't believe in you'. It doesn't get much more rude than that.

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

Mmm, true, true. *nodnodnod* Very interesting, lol. Why do you believe so strongly in psy vampires?

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

My father. He's one of those people where you walk in the room feeling great, and walk out an hour later feeling like you've been run over by a mack truck. Hard to argue with evidence like that.

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

....Yeah, true. *Sighs* I believe in both types, but I believe sanguine vampires ("bloodsuckers") simply crave/desire/want it, not necessarily need it to survive.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Well, alcoholics only crave/desire/want, but when you take it away, it can kill some of them.

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

True. But that's the case with anything you over-do.

[valtyr]

Porn early, porn often is my vote.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Someone after my own heart!

-Tony

[jazzypom.livejournal.com]

Dear Tony,

Hallo, it's good to see you out and about. Look at the bright side, at least your tumour will be a thing of the past? You might have to avoid the sun though...

Best

jp

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Dearest Jazzy,

The better for seeing you, truly.

The sunlight is the least of my worries, thankfully. I've always been something of a night person.

Sincerely,
Tony Stark

[caer-swan.livejournal.com]

Tony,

I trade plot for naked pictures.

Just saying.

Everly Yours,
Misty

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Misty,

Light of my life, I would love to make an arrangement, but I'm afraid I'm purely textual at the moment. I thank you for your kind offer, however.

Love,
Tony

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

Dear Tony,

Although I fully understand your desire to know the gorgeous, if moody, Captain Rogers in a way more conducive to carnal pleasures (and as much as I would love to read of these carnal pleasures), I would suggest that you take a moment to put things into perspective. If you allow Tsuki the time she needs to deal with those pesky matters of plot (and to wrangle Steve into something resembling malleable shape), then you’ll be left tumor free with an eternity to revel in the naked side of life. Or unlife, as your case may be.

Yours truly,

Sherri

(Good god woman! How do you have the best Ult!Tony voice ever?)

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Darling Sherri,

Have we met before? I seem to remember a young lady named Sherri She was a very talented linguist.

"Moody". You sum it up so sweetly. "Moody" is only a small part of my difficulties. I'm still not convinced in this dying matter. You seen, living has always been a favorite goal of mine. That I also am being railroaded into giving up my claim to several of my vices... I think I'm entitled to a last request, or at least a final scene among the living that doesn't include constant moaning about my nausea. That's really rather personal to splash all over a story.

Sadly, it seems the scene is done, and my sun is due to set. Fare thee well, kind lady.

Tony Stark

(I don't think I do? D: He writes himself. I just argue him out of the more explicit offers. I don't think I've ever had a character be this vocal before.)

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

My Dear Sir,

Perhaps. You do remind me of someone darkly handsome and charming with whom I once shared a correspondence.

Consider, if you would, that you do seem to have only two choices when it comes to this “dying matter” of your. One of which has you slowly dying in inoperable death, kept alive solely by a handful of pills and the grace of Lady Luck as you wonder if perhaps the bottle or the villain with take you before the cancer does. The other has you snuffing off your mortal coil far sooner, yes, but it will also provide you with a death which is far more lively and much less full of decay. If you do truly wish for living to remain an option, then I do suggest that you discover the cure for cancer rather quickly.

As too the matter of you being deprived of any of your vices, may I offer to you an alternative consideration of the situation: While you may indeed be loosing one set of vices, you are also gaining the chance to develop an entirely new set of vices. And I would imagine that one who is in possession of endless spans of time and an above average level of intelligence might be able to come up with new things altogether to craft into vices.

And, my dear, with all that the tabloids have written about you over the years, I hardly think you’ll be shamed by anything Tsuki might chose to pen.

Do enjoy your death, good sir.

Sherri

(I do think you do. Though I would also buy that Ult!Tony forces himself from you fingers, because that does seem to be the type of man he is.)

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Darling,

And now you flatter me. Ms. Tsuki could learn a lesson from you, I believe.

It could be said, I think, that a life not being lived is hardly a life at all. I'm sure my author will make certain it is lively, but she's yet to even decide how I'll regain control of my finances at the end of this charade. Canonically, the gun to my head was something I was as prepared for as any man can be. This is altogether foreign territory, and I absolutely cannot approve. I'm certain recent innovations in my nanotechnology would have resolved even the cancer issue, had I been given time.

True, true, and I must take that to heart. I'll be certain to have Tsuki document the more exotic ones I stumble across. At the very least, I intend to learn how to push tantric sex to new and exciting limits.

The tabloids lie, I never saw that bathroom in my life.

I'm afraid it's too late for that. It was a bit painful. But thank you for the kind wishes.

Tony

(Thank you. ^^;;; I wouldn't say he forces me. He's not the type to force a girl. But there may be enticements of champagne and future porn.)