Dear Friends List

[tsukinofaerii]

Hello, friends list. I'm not very used to this blog business, seeing as I'm usually just a bit preoccupied with alternately saving the world or trying to buy it, but for you, I'll make the attempt. Tsuki is currently wrapped up arguing with Steve, poor thing. He developed a sub-plot, you see, and it's giving her a conniption. She thinks he's being unreasonable. If she'd talked things over with me, she would have known that he's just being Steve, but we live and learn. Well, most of us do, at any rate. Occasionally, even in that order.

Just between you and I, she's exaggerating about our discussion yesterday. I don't pout. I'm really more the type for a sultry sort of sulk, don't you think?

Now, here's the trouble. She's just finished an entire scene starring none other than Captain America at his patriotic, leather-clad finest. While I certainly don't object to the sight, apparently, the next scene she plans is the one just prior to my untimely demise. We have precisely two hundred and eighty-six words of myself and the very scrumptious Steve Rogers in bed and nothing has happened yet, nor will, according to the notes I've purloined. Worse, she slipped off to write about something that I'm sure is very dramatic and necessary to the plot, but pointlessly without nudity of any sort. Personally, I think this is a crime. If she's going force me to shuffle the mortal coil, I must beg that I be allowed one last romp before my time is due.

So, dear ladies and gentlemen, I have a request of you. Would you all be loves and convince her to grant my last request? It would be worth your while, if only for the inevitable excerpts that will be posted. It would mean ever so much to me.

Sincerely,
Tony Stark

Post Script: Tsuki would like me to pass on that a proper post will no doubt be coming later in the day, after she's finished discussing matters with Steve.

Comments

Nacht, then

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Oh, if you speak to her, she'll tell you it's all some masterful plan of some sort or another, I'm sure, but don't listen to her. It's a plot to strip me of my favorite vices. No matter what my writer thinks, immortality is simply not worth some sacrifices.

I'm sure you'll understand the horror when she finally finishes with me. Perhaps I should learn to swoon in addition to pouting.

With love,
Tony

P.S. Oh, do be nice to me. I'll have so few friends left in only a small handful of words.

Nacht is good.

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Now now Tony, I may not be highly educated but do not mock my intelligence; there's no way all this is just a plot for stripping you from your vices.

Tsuki knows better.

Now, I may feel bad when she finishes you, dear. But just a little, I may like you, but I kill people for a living for god sake, I can't really allow my emotions to get on my way. (But that's just me talking, if you want to know someone who will stick up with you then talk to the girl that created me, she is in love with you)

Besides, the plot looks promising.

With love,
Nacht.

P.S. I'm being nice, can't you tell?

Wonderful

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Not highly educated? I never would have guessed. You seem to be a terribly bright woman to me. There may be some point to the plot, something along the lines of saving me from my little friend, the tumor, and possibly something in the nature of a relationship with the Captain, but what is life without vodka?

See, that's what I like in a woman, a clear sense of direction. Such a shame that it's not likely to assist me. I suppose I can but try.

Love,
Tony

P.S. You're being very nice, but I'm certain we could be even nicer in a more private locale, don't you think?

Perfect

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Well, brightness isn't the same as education, that's something I learned a while ago.

Oh come on, I'm sure a life with Captain America and med-free is good enough to give up Vodka. If not, then try to find another vice, god knows those are quite easy to find.

Yours,
Nacht.

P.S. I think that's the best idea ever, but I'm a profesional, and I have this rule agains getting close and personal with someone I'm likely to see dying. So that would be a no.

Re: Perfect

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

You're absolutely correct. Intelligence is far more important than an education. Any fool can purchase a degree, as has been displayed many times over.

Seeing as my last living run-in with Steven Rogers included his stealing the bedclothes, I'm afraid I may have to disagree with you. Though you do make a very valid point. It may be time to broaden my horizons.

Love,
Tony

P.S. Alas. Another thing the author has robbed me of. Does postmortem disagree with you as well? At the very least, do keep me in mind if you ever change your stance, darling.

Re: Perfect

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Stealing the bedclothes? Well that's just...weird. And a low blow if you ask me.

Good to know I'm finaly making some sense. Yes, time to broaden your horizons dear. It's amazing what you can find once you actually search.

Love,
Nacht

P.S. Postmortem sounds lovely dear. And don't worry, you'll be the first on line if I ever want to change my stance, promise.

Re: Perfect

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

He's actually terrible about that. Take my word, if you ever find yourself sharing a bunk, wrap yourself well or you're certain to awake chilled.

I'm still not convinced that the loss of my liquor is a surmountable sacrifice, but your suggestions would soften the blow, so to speak. I'll be certain to remember them when the time comes.

Love,
Tony

P.S. Then I'll be certain to look you up after the necessary loss of breath. It will be an adventure.

Re: Perfect

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word then, thanks for the advise.

Well, if you can't give up liquor then try to find some more exotic ones. Ever tried Pulque or Tepache? (DON'T, I'm just asking, but DON'T do it)

Yes, if you ever need to find a new vice, tell me, I'll search one for you :)

Love,
Nacht.

P.S. I won't say I'm looking foward to it, because that would be wishing your death, but you know I just can't wait, as you said, it will be a wonderfull adventure.

Re: Perfect

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I've been given no choice but to give up my usual poison. You see, dying apparently causes difficulties with most liquids and all solids. It's a tragedy.

I'll always remember your offer, dear heart, especially seeing as I'm likely to need it soon.

Love,
Tony

P.S. Death is inevitable. As I see it, I may as well enjoy being clocked out.

Dear Mr. Stark.

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help but notice your...uh, conversation with my girl Nacht.

You do realize she is nineteen, right?


One of your many many fans,
Ale.

Shut up

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

You know better than messing with me girl, so stop doing it.

Yours (In a very literal way),
Nacht

Dear Ale

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Unless the laws have vastly changed between universes, nineteen is considered an adult, and I would fare consider Nacht to be more adult than many. Your concern is, of course, noted.

Sincerely,
Tony

I know I know

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

And to be honest, in Mexico she is already considered an adult in all senses, but still, she is the closest thing I have to a daughter. I worry about her.

Or maybe I'm just jealous, but that's something I just won't acept.

God, now I am confused.

Bah, whatever, have fun you two.

Still a big fan,
Ale

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

My dear, I give you my solemn oath that I will treat her with all due care and consideration.

Love,
Tony

Thanks

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Well Thanks Tony, someone needed to shut her up.

Love,
Nacht

You're very welcome.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

One can't fault a parent for worrying.

Love,
Tony