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tsukinofaeriiNo kittens yet. I've had a serious talk with my cat about how rude it is to keep us waiting like this, but she's a cat. She'll do it whenever she damned well pleases.
I'll probably be putting up my card post soon, so start thinking if you want one. No take-backsies once they're stamped. :P
Speaking of holidays, this year is going to be tight. :| One of Mary's checkbooks ~mysteriously~ vanished, and someone was passing checks with them. It was happening back in August, paused, and recently started again. Coincidentally, Richard was arrested in August, and recently got out. Which everyone knows, but no one wants to say. (sigh) We've filed fraud reports, but it still means that Mary's been nickle-and-diming me more than usual, and December-January are always short checks for me. Giving serious thought to only buying the children gifts and giving everyone something knitted from my yarn stash. (Except Papa; I don't care if I have to pull a Tony Stark and reinvent the wheel, Papa is not getting a Christmas of only socks and cheap candy.) With luck, I'll go up to my parents and be able to call the gas money I spend on the trip their gift. (Yes, I know this is sort of the damned if you do, damned if you don't luck, but it's roundtrip $80 for gas versus a couple hundred for gifts.)
Ideally, I will win the lotto and be able to whisk Papa away to a private island where he'll be fed grapes by by nice people who are as interested in his favorite sports as he is, and maybe he'll be able to keep a hunting dog or two that's just big and floppy enough to be comfortable without being so wound up they knock him over. I will name it Fandonia, and the national anthem shall be set to gay porn. And you're all invited! \o/
Writing-wise, I'm considering just throwing up my hands at the Massive Story Of Massive. I could get it done before the end of December, but the only thing that would win me would be pride and a probable case of burn out. Which might actually be worth it, if I didn't have 180k waiting to be edited and posted right now. Granted, two of them are on deadlines (Polybang and Exchange fic), but do I really want to add another 150k onto that?
... I kind of do, actually. D: But we'll see. I'll need to reread it. Again. :| Rawr.
Finally, I have a working rough draft of my![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
cap_ironman winter exchange fic! It pops in at 25k, though I could probably expand that with porn. Is anyone willing to beta? Click the nested cut for a hint of the prompt (not the actual prompts, just something about them that might be recognizable without being a clencher), and if you're interested let me know and I'll quiz you thoroughly before sending you the fic. Or possibly I will whine and go "Valtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyr is this person my exchange buddy?" and then be awkward and confused if she goes :| YES AND NOW THE SURPRISE IS SPOILED YOU SUCK LEMONS.
... maybe I should just askjazzypom or cursor_mundi or someone who I know isn't it. Or chat. There's always chat...
TL;DR, if you think there might be a chance that you're mine and you don't want to risk it, DON'T CLICK THIS CUT.
If you left any of your optional fields BLANK (as in, universe, wants, DNWs) then you may be my giftee. AVOID AVOID.
The fic contains a lot of porn for me. A lot. Like, five scenes of explicit material of various sorts. From a certain squinty view there might be issues of consent, but I tried to put a sex positive, everyone eager to go spin on things. There is definitely a risk of trivializing what can be a serious issue. I think I side-stepped that one, but a second opinion would work wonders. Um, a little bit of size-kink (not much, but it sort of isn't as completely gratuitous as it might seem), a bit of power bottom!Steve, age-ish issues, identity porn (which is complicated and omg the tags on this are going to be off the wall; I may need the WTF HAPPENED TO TONY tag), phone sex, oral sex and all around ridiculousness.
... WHEN I PUT IT ALL TOGETHER LIKE THAT, I WANT TO KNOW WTF I JUST WROTE. GEEZ.
Finally, a confession.
I OTP Darcy/Loki in movieverse. No, I don't have any fricking clue how this happened, other than that it's beautiful crack and I have a habit to support. I may have to write it, just as soon as I write LokiPreg fem!Loki/Doom.
And then perhaps fem!Loki/Doom/Darcy, as the next logical step.
... Yep. I've been broken.
Like Tony's dick.
I'll probably be putting up my card post soon, so start thinking if you want one. No take-backsies once they're stamped. :P
Speaking of holidays, this year is going to be tight. :| One of Mary's checkbooks ~mysteriously~ vanished, and someone was passing checks with them. It was happening back in August, paused, and recently started again. Coincidentally, Richard was arrested in August, and recently got out. Which everyone knows, but no one wants to say. (sigh) We've filed fraud reports, but it still means that Mary's been nickle-and-diming me more than usual, and December-January are always short checks for me. Giving serious thought to only buying the children gifts and giving everyone something knitted from my yarn stash. (Except Papa; I don't care if I have to pull a Tony Stark and reinvent the wheel, Papa is not getting a Christmas of only socks and cheap candy.) With luck, I'll go up to my parents and be able to call the gas money I spend on the trip their gift. (Yes, I know this is sort of the damned if you do, damned if you don't luck, but it's roundtrip $80 for gas versus a couple hundred for gifts.)
Ideally, I will win the lotto and be able to whisk Papa away to a private island where he'll be fed grapes by by nice people who are as interested in his favorite sports as he is, and maybe he'll be able to keep a hunting dog or two that's just big and floppy enough to be comfortable without being so wound up they knock him over. I will name it Fandonia, and the national anthem shall be set to gay porn. And you're all invited! \o/
Writing-wise, I'm considering just throwing up my hands at the Massive Story Of Massive. I could get it done before the end of December, but the only thing that would win me would be pride and a probable case of burn out. Which might actually be worth it, if I didn't have 180k waiting to be edited and posted right now. Granted, two of them are on deadlines (Polybang and Exchange fic), but do I really want to add another 150k onto that?
... I kind of do, actually. D: But we'll see. I'll need to reread it. Again. :| Rawr.
Finally, I have a working rough draft of my
cap_ironman winter exchange fic! It pops in at 25k, though I could probably expand that with porn. Is anyone willing to beta? Click the nested cut for a hint of the prompt (not the actual prompts, just something about them that might be recognizable without being a clencher), and if you're interested let me know and I'll quiz you thoroughly before sending you the fic. Or possibly I will whine and go "Valtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyr is this person my exchange buddy?" and then be awkward and confused if she goes :| YES AND NOW THE SURPRISE IS SPOILED YOU SUCK LEMONS.... maybe I should just ask
jazzypom or cursor_mundi or someone who I know isn't it. Or chat. There's always chat... TL;DR, if you think there might be a chance that you're mine and you don't want to risk it, DON'T CLICK THIS CUT.
If you left any of your optional fields BLANK (as in, universe, wants, DNWs) then you may be my giftee. AVOID AVOID.
The fic contains a lot of porn for me. A lot. Like, five scenes of explicit material of various sorts. From a certain squinty view there might be issues of consent, but I tried to put a sex positive, everyone eager to go spin on things. There is definitely a risk of trivializing what can be a serious issue. I think I side-stepped that one, but a second opinion would work wonders. Um, a little bit of size-kink (not much, but it sort of isn't as completely gratuitous as it might seem), a bit of power bottom!Steve, age-ish issues, identity porn (which is complicated and omg the tags on this are going to be off the wall; I may need the WTF HAPPENED TO TONY tag), phone sex, oral sex and all around ridiculousness.
... WHEN I PUT IT ALL TOGETHER LIKE THAT, I WANT TO KNOW WTF I JUST WROTE. GEEZ.
Finally, a confession.
I OTP Darcy/Loki in movieverse. No, I don't have any fricking clue how this happened, other than that it's beautiful crack and I have a habit to support. I may have to write it, just as soon as I write LokiPreg fem!Loki/Doom.
And then perhaps fem!Loki/Doom/Darcy, as the next logical step.
... Yep. I've been broken.
Like Tony's dick.
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Date: 2011-11-22 08:40 pm (UTC)Either way, FLAILING
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Date: 2011-11-22 09:56 pm (UTC)*cries*
*curls up with fic notes*
I'll beta for you, mate
Date: 2011-11-22 08:05 am (UTC)Re: I'll beta for you, mate
Date: 2011-11-22 08:41 pm (UTC)Yeah sure
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Date: 2011-11-23 04:10 am (UTC)gdocs is still the lesser evil, I'm afraid
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Date: 2011-11-22 01:33 pm (UTC)PFFTHAHAHA. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER ON TWITTER, DEAR. I THINK THE WORST HAS PASSED.
laughing forever, legit.
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