Flail flail angst angst is it naptime yet? (curls up in her office chair) It was
cold this morning! D: That means it's this faery's hibernation time soon. Waking up is always so
hard when you know it's freezing cold beyond the blankets. It's really way too easy to justify "just another five minutes", until you end up shoving a bagel in your mouth on the way out the door because you said "five more minutes" a total of six times.
Halloween cometh! And it cometh soon! Which means, costume choice time. I'm definitely doing girl!Cap (though it will have to be a variation of girl!Cap because my cousin/stylist will kill me if I bleach my hair and wigs don't get along with me). Just out of curiosity, why do girl!Cap shields fail to look remotely useful? Ideally, the shield should look concave, but have a flat back and a secret compartment for storing candy/ID/monies (assuming you have monies after spending $20 on a piece of plastic). In this scenario, bigger would definitely be better. 12"? NOT BIG ENOUGH. And it's seriously wrong that the larger version costs almost as much as the costume itself in one place, and the cheapest I've found it elsewhere is
$26.99. (headdesk) Which happens to be out of stock ATM, by the by. There's a metal one for $55.99 that is only attractive because
it's metal. That seems to be a "save up for" item though. *hum*
Looking at other female!hero costumes, they seem equally useless. WTF thought it was a good idea to give a Spider-Girl a
skirt? Hello, webslinging anyone? Even Supergirl would be safer, since it's presumed she doesn't do many sudden turns or flips. Also, I'm finding the tagword "sassy" offensive for reasons I can't quite pin down. I feel like I should, theoretically, get a men's costume and alter it on order to make a statement, but in the end, laze wins and I'll just buy what shows up. I may end up needing to buy a bra, though, since I don't think I have one that wouldn't play peek-a-boo with 2/3 of those costumes. (shrug)
I have the incredibly powerful urge to turn Cap into a chick
solely to address the costuming issue. "I am
not wearing a dress. No. No. No—That's not even clothing! It's underwear! No. No. N—
TONY!"
In related news, Halloween!Fics still stymied. Oi. I want to do the Ults. So so so badly. But when I ask the characters, I get a big shrug all the way around. I suppose I could take the basic idea of the Ults, edit out the How It Happens (which is what causes plot, trufax) and then run with it... probably straight into Porn. (facepalm)
I blame Tony. (points) It's his fault. He can't keep his hands to himself.
Thoughts: Should I purchase my costume in time to wear at WinCon? (muses)