The Pillow Fort War of 2010
Jun. 29th, 2010 05:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tsukinofaeriiValtyr and I have the weirdest and yet most awesome conversations.
valtyr: DID YOU KNOW
Marijuana has been observed to slow, and even halt, the growth of some tumours
We need fic where Ult Tony abandons booze for weed
tsukinofaerii: XD LOL
Would he abandon his booze?
It is much more addictive, and he drinks for non-cancer reasons
valtyr: It's not clear that Ult Tony is an alcoholic
In the sense that he may not be dependent on it; he may just be a drunk
tsukinofaerii: This is true. (ponders)
When did he start drinking, I wonder
valtyr: Pretty sure he said something in the annual about having not been sober a day since he was sixteen? Seventeen?
tsukinofaerii: Yeouch. D: even if he's not an alcoholic, he'd probably have withdrawal symptoms.
The marijuana would help with that
valtyr: It would
He'd probably do it if he thought it might help the tumour
Or hurt the tunour
You know
Thor wouldm encourage it
tsukinofaerii: I can see Thor suggesting it.
valtyr: Steve would look somewhat disapproving but privately consider it better than booze
And not argue against it
tsukinofaerii: I don't think it was illegal in the US until the 70s, so Steve may have a completely positive view of it
valtyr: Indeed
tsukinofaerii: (momentarily imagines Ult Steve as a pot smoker)
(brain breaks)
valtyr: Apparently there was a propoganda campaign about its evils in the Thirties
But it was legal
tsukinofaerii: You found wiki too? (reading) But it was still being used medically, wasn't it?
valtyr: They taxed it heavily from 1937
But he could have smoked it medicinally
For his duff leg
tsukinofaerii: So Steve might see it as completely normal, especially since Tony would be using it for his tumor.
Oooh, good point!
valtyr: Perhaps *he* suggests it to Tony
And when Tony is O.O at him, Thor offers to get him some
tsukinofaerii: Perhaps that is how Steve and Thor bonded
Tony will likely check to make sure his drink has not been spiked
valtyr: They smoke ghastly amounts of incredibly strong skunk
Tony does not, not having their capacity
And watches bemused as they get giggly
And then try and make brownies
tsukinofaerii: And it goes *horribly*
But they eat the brownies anyway
valtyr: They forget to turn the oven on
and end up eating the batter with icecream
Then they snuggle up either side of Tony on the couch and watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off
And leave chocolate snuggle marks all over hi,
tsukinofaerii: This is adorable
Absolutely adorable. Someone must find them now
valtyr: Fury
tsukinofaerii: He will be shocked
valtyr: He will not realise at first
The idea of Steve being stoned
Will be incomprehensible to him
tsukinofaerii: I wonder if Fury will make them all submit to drug testing. Well, Steve and Tony. Thor will thumb his nose and lol
Perhaps he will think it's some sort of villain attack
Or blame it on Thor, who is a Dirty Foreigner
valtyr: Steve will raise his eyebrows and say And Then What? You gonna have me arrested? and he and Thor will giggle mightily
tsukinofaerii: Tony will take amazing advantage of this moment of relaxation to grope them both
Also, he is the ultimate provider of Snacks
Perhaps they should get Fury stoned
It may help with things
valtyr: He'll take a few tokes and then vanish muttering something about Plans
It will end badly
But Steve and Tony and Thor are occupied with snuggling and arguing about which movie to watch, and whether they should call out for pizza
tsukinofaerii: Tony will argue that they should call out for a pizza chef
What good is being a billionaire if you have to order Dominos?
Steve and Thor, being Big Guys and not having their appetites decimated by chemo, will want pizza Now
Perhaps the built a pillow fort
*they build
valtyr: It will be a marvellous fort
Steve will curl up in the dungeon and go to sleep
And Tony will find a newspaper and begin constructing a ransom note to send to Fury
tsukinofaerii: Thor will help Tony
The demands will be for a Pink Warship, a Pony and something pornographic
valtyr: Thor will use his powers to send IT
It will appear mysteriously in Fury's inbox
tsukinofaerii: Is this the Fury who is now stoned?
valtyr: Is
tsukinofaerii: This will so not end well
valtyr: He's vanished into the night
Probably to assemble an army
tsukinofaerii: He will declare war on the Pillow Fort
valtyr: Perhaps he goes to collect Clint
Who recognizes the signs and puts the Teletubbies on
tsukinofaerii: Fury will be enthralled and kinda horrified by the teletubbies.
They have that effect
Clint will later demand a pay raise for having single-handedly averted war in New York
And also, a bill for Fury's munchies
valtyr: Steve will be very confused when he wakes up
tsukinofaerii: Confused and yet relaxed.
And possibly also being snuggled by Tony and Thor
Who are smart enough to not let a perfectly good Super Soldier Pillow go to waste
I kinda want to copypasta this into DW & LJ, to see if anyone would take up the cause of writing it
valtyr: :D
dooo eeeet
tsukinofaerii: :D
valtyr: Also, Tony will now want to do this every day
It is for his cancer, Steve. ):
tsukinofaerii: It is for his _health*
They must be extra careful!
tsukinofaerii: And he definitely shouldn't do it alone!
valtyr: *googles*
Well, looky here
Orgasms apparently ward off cancer
tsukinofaerii: XD
valtyr: Makes you wonder how Tony ever got cancer
But still, he should show this research to Steve while they are both baked
tsukinofaerii: He should! And then...
(inserts porn music)
valtyr: DID YOU KNOWMarijuana has been observed to slow, and even halt, the growth of some tumours
We need fic where Ult Tony abandons booze for weed
tsukinofaerii: XD LOLWould he abandon his booze?
It is much more addictive, and he drinks for non-cancer reasons
valtyr: It's not clear that Ult Tony is an alcoholicIn the sense that he may not be dependent on it; he may just be a drunk
tsukinofaerii: This is true. (ponders)When did he start drinking, I wonder
valtyr: Pretty sure he said something in the annual about having not been sober a day since he was sixteen? Seventeen?tsukinofaerii: Yeouch. D: even if he's not an alcoholic, he'd probably have withdrawal symptoms.The marijuana would help with that
valtyr: It wouldHe'd probably do it if he thought it might help the tumour
Or hurt the tunour
You know
Thor wouldm encourage it
tsukinofaerii: I can see Thor suggesting it.valtyr: Steve would look somewhat disapproving but privately consider it better than boozeAnd not argue against it
tsukinofaerii: I don't think it was illegal in the US until the 70s, so Steve may have a completely positive view of itvaltyr: Indeedtsukinofaerii: (momentarily imagines Ult Steve as a pot smoker)(brain breaks)
valtyr: Apparently there was a propoganda campaign about its evils in the ThirtiesBut it was legal
tsukinofaerii: You found wiki too? (reading) But it was still being used medically, wasn't it?valtyr: They taxed it heavily from 1937But he could have smoked it medicinally
For his duff leg
tsukinofaerii: So Steve might see it as completely normal, especially since Tony would be using it for his tumor.Oooh, good point!
valtyr: Perhaps *he* suggests it to TonyAnd when Tony is O.O at him, Thor offers to get him some
tsukinofaerii: Perhaps that is how Steve and Thor bondedTony will likely check to make sure his drink has not been spiked
valtyr: They smoke ghastly amounts of incredibly strong skunkTony does not, not having their capacity
And watches bemused as they get giggly
And then try and make brownies
tsukinofaerii: And it goes *horribly*But they eat the brownies anyway
valtyr: They forget to turn the oven onand end up eating the batter with icecream
Then they snuggle up either side of Tony on the couch and watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off
And leave chocolate snuggle marks all over hi,
tsukinofaerii: This is adorableAbsolutely adorable. Someone must find them now
valtyr: Furytsukinofaerii: He will be shockedvaltyr: He will not realise at firstThe idea of Steve being stoned
Will be incomprehensible to him
tsukinofaerii: I wonder if Fury will make them all submit to drug testing. Well, Steve and Tony. Thor will thumb his nose and lolPerhaps he will think it's some sort of villain attack
Or blame it on Thor, who is a Dirty Foreigner
valtyr: Steve will raise his eyebrows and say And Then What? You gonna have me arrested? and he and Thor will giggle mightilytsukinofaerii: Tony will take amazing advantage of this moment of relaxation to grope them bothAlso, he is the ultimate provider of Snacks
Perhaps they should get Fury stoned
It may help with things
valtyr: He'll take a few tokes and then vanish muttering something about PlansIt will end badly
But Steve and Tony and Thor are occupied with snuggling and arguing about which movie to watch, and whether they should call out for pizza
tsukinofaerii: Tony will argue that they should call out for a pizza chefWhat good is being a billionaire if you have to order Dominos?
Steve and Thor, being Big Guys and not having their appetites decimated by chemo, will want pizza Now
Perhaps the built a pillow fort
*they build
valtyr: It will be a marvellous fortSteve will curl up in the dungeon and go to sleep
And Tony will find a newspaper and begin constructing a ransom note to send to Fury
tsukinofaerii: Thor will help TonyThe demands will be for a Pink Warship, a Pony and something pornographic
valtyr: Thor will use his powers to send ITIt will appear mysteriously in Fury's inbox
tsukinofaerii: Is this the Fury who is now stoned?valtyr: Istsukinofaerii: This will so not end wellvaltyr: He's vanished into the nightProbably to assemble an army
tsukinofaerii: He will declare war on the Pillow Fortvaltyr: Perhaps he goes to collect ClintWho recognizes the signs and puts the Teletubbies on
tsukinofaerii: Fury will be enthralled and kinda horrified by the teletubbies.They have that effect
Clint will later demand a pay raise for having single-handedly averted war in New York
And also, a bill for Fury's munchies
valtyr: Steve will be very confused when he wakes uptsukinofaerii: Confused and yet relaxed.And possibly also being snuggled by Tony and Thor
Who are smart enough to not let a perfectly good Super Soldier Pillow go to waste
I kinda want to copypasta this into DW & LJ, to see if anyone would take up the cause of writing it
valtyr: :Ddooo eeeet
tsukinofaerii: :Dvaltyr: Also, Tony will now want to do this every dayIt is for his cancer, Steve. ):
tsukinofaerii: It is for his _health*They must be extra careful!
tsukinofaerii: And he definitely shouldn't do it alone!valtyr: *googles*Well, looky here
Orgasms apparently ward off cancer
tsukinofaerii: XDvaltyr: Makes you wonder how Tony ever got cancerBut still, he should show this research to Steve while they are both baked
tsukinofaerii: He should! And then...(inserts porn music)
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Date: 2010-06-29 10:15 pm (UTC)This is an AMAZING idea.
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Date: 2010-06-30 02:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-29 10:42 pm (UTC)...
Also, if my Serious Business paper on political theory and Chaucer somehow decides to build a pillow fort and snuggle me, I'm blaming you both.
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Date: 2010-06-30 02:33 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-06-30 06:12 am (UTC)Oh my god, I LOVE THIS. I want to read it! As someone who probably smokes more often than is productive, I love it when characters get super baked.
Also, the brownie-making going wrong? Totally happened to me. But with pancakes. There was a fire on the stove. We decided to run outside and smother it with dirt instead of just dumping the pan in the sink.
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Date: 2010-06-30 03:32 pm (UTC)ACTUALLY, I have retroactively realized an answer to this! Previously,
Therefore, Tony Stark was clearly playing Barbies instead of having Orgasms.
LOL I have never been stoned myself (well, not deliberately, but dyeing your hair in a small bathroom with no ventilation is a bad idea, mmkay?), but Tony/Thor/Steve getting baked is adorable. :D And Brownie Batter is so totally yummy before its turned into delicious brownies.
Someone definitely needs to write this. (not it!)