H/C Bingo

[tsukinofaerii]

Baaaaaaah.

I figure, though my plate is looking full, I am not playing to win and prompts are Good for Me. It's amazing what forcing out five hundred words can do. That being said... Hard card is hard! D:

eating disorders	domestic abuse (sexual)	hostages	chronic illness	pandemics and epidemics
suicide attempt	earth blowing up, escaping to space	nervous breakdown	nausea	septicemia/infected wounds
sore muscles	sexual extortion: to keep a secret (adult)	WILD CARD	self-harm	bullying
accidents	ghosts and hauntings	muscle strains and spasms	grief	insanity (always there)
blood loss	homelessness	sensory deprivation	arachnaphobia	heat stroke

Comments

[valtyr]

I keep going 'oo challenge' and then I'm all NO you have a hundred fics to finish and also important offline challenges.

Yours actually helps, as I regard it with o.O Although homelessness is canon for Tony? He shared a cardboard box with a friendly hobo. Perhaps you could write some Tony/friendly hobo.

Tony also has a chronic condition and has attempted suicide and had a nervous breakdown...

...and there's a What If where they go off into space to stop the world exploding.

[tsukinofaerii]

From left to right, off the top of my head.

Row 1: Tony gets Pica, Tony/Tiberius, ANY COMIC EVAR, Tony + Cancer OTP, Straight up epidemic fic
Row 2: Tony + Whiskey OTP, Reed Richards screws up again, Tony again, Vamp!Tony ficlet (alcohol), Steve is Injured
Row 3: Pepper/Natasha ficlet based off current story, Tiberius again, WILD CARD, Tony again, Ults little!Steve & Bucky
Row 4: ALL COMICS EVER, Girl!Steve PTSD, Pepper/Natasha (again), Steve/Pepper in Vamp!Tony (during Tony's Dead Months), Dr. Doom somehow
Row 5: Vamp!Tony once more, Tony/Hobo (I thought of that too!), Villain attacks Tony with Sense Dep, MA!Steve & Tony, MA!Tony & Steve

The hard part is that most of these either make me D: (domestic abuse = DNW, though I can write it) or make me want to go EPIC. And I have too many long fics already, damn it!

[valtyr]

OMG does Tony eat microchips and screws? I used to eat a lot of non-food stuff as a child.

Can Steve get infected wounds? I would have thought it unlikely.

You should totally write 3190 fic with Natasha Stark having a thing with Doom and then realising actually, he's insane. He can be her Madam Masque. :D

MA Steve is scared of spiders? :O Poor thing.

I know how you feel about 'epic'. I do not short-fic, really. :( That is why I managed like, two fics for Cliche Bingo.

[tsukinofaerii]

Yes, he does, and Steve is very :[ when he finds out. "That is not Food, Tony." I used to eat a lot of weird things too, but I've managed to get it down to just sucking on things.

I think so, but it would be hard. In my head, I am toying with an idea about his healing working so quickly that occasionally debris gets lodged in and causes infection. I could also tie this in to next vamp!Tony, where Steve will get sick from the vampire virus, which is flu-like in that it leaves his immune system compromised.

:D That would work beautifully. And leaving him is not an option, because She Loves Him, and Tonys are noted for being stupid at times like that.

It would be a shine of adorable in the middle of a Dark, Dark Bingo Card. Spidey will be :(

I BLAME YOU ALL. I didn't write epic fic until this fandom! My long fics were 10k, and I had only two topping 20k. Then this fandom happened and BOOM, I cannot write 10k any more.

(I think I should perhaps change the comment settings back to non-Smallcaps. It feels like everyone is yelling. :o I like it in the input box though.)

[valtyr]

I've managed to get it down to just sucking on things.

Hurr Hurr Hurr.

That could be interesting. Perhaps he just has lots of stuff, lodged, and they keep having to cut him open and extract bits.

But I expect eventually Doom will convince himself she is conspiring for his throne, or something, and turn on her - er, that would be getting epic, though. I am sure a short ficlet about their relationship and his madness could be beautifully creepy.

There was an MA:A with spiders leading them somewhere... Steve was not there, I think. People kept asking Spidey if it was him, and he was >:[ no. Will Steve go :( at Tony until he goes after the Spider? Will he then squeak "Don't kill it! Put it outside!"

Also I just realise my latest fic is a hurt-comfort epic. Everything that happens in the fic is basically someone comforting someone else. Except the Steve-Thor interaction because Steve was having none of it. :D

(Why do only the top half of icons appear?)

[tsukinofaerii]

XD For once, I did not mean it that way. I have managed to finish 500 words of Pica!Tony for the first square, and am not sure I managed H/C. WTF, self?

Yes! And all it would really take is one bit being missed, which is easy at times. Heavy on the H in that one.

I think it will be emo!porn, with Natasha dancing around his insanity as best she can, and perhaps lap-sitting to remind him that she loves him and does not need to be executed.

I think giant spider, perhaps, though tiny spider would be cute. Steve will not want it hurt. :( He just wants to gone. Tony will cuddle him and promise to make a machine that keeps spiders away. Perhaps I can then adapt a Short sequel to "Accidents" or "Nervous Breakdown" when Spidey is affected, and Steve/Tony comfort.

XD LMAO IT IS! :D

(... DAMN IT. I HAD THAT FIXED. RAWR.)

[elspethdixon]

You know, Tony has a canonical fear of cockroaches (mice can be scared away when you're sleeping in an alley because Iron Man #173-180 happened to you. Cockroaches will crawl over you).

Maybe he can sympathize with Steve (or Peter) over their shared nasty-exoskeletoned-things fears.

[tsukinofaerii]

I did not actually realize that! But it makes sense. You don't lose everything and find comfort in questionable hobo/box/you threesomes without something to show for it.

616Tony would definitely empathize. Phobias are hard! MA Tony might snicker, then empathize. Peter having arachnaphobia would be beautiful lols though. (I'm a bad person some days.)

HA.

[tsukinofaerii]

I think I have fixed it. Again. It's a CSS bug in IE7. RARW at IE. RAWR.

[elspethdixon]

one of our cats eats fingernail parings (and shredded wheat, which he will actually beg for - maybe he likes the fingernail parings because shredded wheat kind of taste like them).

Pica for an eating disorders fill had seriously never occurred to me, though -- I think the idea's kind of awesome. I saw it in the prompt list and my only thought was "anorexia/bulemia prompt. Do not want."

(I vote for no more all-caps, btw. I find them hard to read, though I don't mind them in the input box.)

[tsukinofaerii]

A couple of my dogs eat dirt, one of the cats will eat anything vaguely like food. I have no idea why. I only know that hairballs from my brush are not safe. Its one of those odd ones. I admit, I searched Wiki for "eating disorders" and picked the interesting one. My first thought was Tony with anorexia, or Steve back after going through Project Rebirth. But pica was more fun. :D

(I think I will change it. It was a cool idea, which is less so in practice.)

[elspethdixon]

I could actually read pica, whereas Tony with anorexia is the kind of thing that I should really avoid for my own good, so I vote pica all the way.

My cats both eat hair with great glee. Particularly my hair, which seems to be tastiest when still attached to my head.

Hey, how did you get your card to look like that, then

[jazzypom.livejournal.com]

Mine just looks like a cluster of words. Eww.

Re: Hey, how did you get your card to look like that, then

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

The mods do not seem to have a good grasp of closing their quotations inside html. Yours looks a little messy, but it should work. Huh. Try this:

With background:
<font face="Palatino Linotype" color="#000000"><table border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3" valign="center" background="http://pics.livejournal.com/hc_bingo_mod/pic/00002ws7"> <tr><td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> disappearing </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> muscle strains and spasms </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> domestic abuse (emotional) </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> combat scenarios </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> strippers </b></div></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> ghosts and hauntings </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> love spell / potion gone wrong </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> slaves (regular) </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> arachnaphobia </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> nightmares </b></div></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> social phobia </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> fallen angels </b></div></td> <td background="http://pics.livejournal.com/hc_bingo_mod/pic/000011r3" width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><b><font size="+2">WILD CARD</font size</b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> stranded/survival scenario </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> Stockholm syndrome </b></div></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> bullying </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> rent boys / girls </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> stigmata </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> depression </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> old school medical treatment </b></div></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> violence </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> accidents </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> multiple personalities: sudden onset </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> drowning </b></div></td> <td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> claustrophobia </b></div></td> </tr> <tr> </table></font>

As soon as I have a minute to make a background prettier than the brown/green bamboo, I'm going to. It is Blech.

[caer-swan.livejournal.com]

I are confused. What is this craziness you have presented here?

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

This is Hurt/Comfort bingo (hc_bingo). The goal is to get BINGO creating fanworks, and to collect points by doing it. Person with the most points wins.

[cursor-mundi.livejournal.com]

This shouldn't be too hard for you--I was looking at this thing, and most of that routinely shows up in comics. Heck, you could write about the Sentient Armor and hit all your squares in, like, two pages.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Nope, rules say that only one square counts per fic, or elspethdixon would have like... three bingos with just one fic. They are easy though! (copypastas from a DW reply to valtyr

From left to right, off the top of my head.

Row 1: Tony gets Pica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)), Tony/Tiberius, ANY COMIC EVAR, Tony + Cancer OTP, Straight up epidemic fic
Row 2: Tony + Whiskey OTP, Reed Richards screws up again, Tony again, Vamp!Tony ficlet (alcohol), Steve is Injured
Row 3: Pepper/Natasha ficlet based off current story, Tiberius again, WILD CARD, Tony again, Ults little!Steve & Bucky
Row 4: ALL COMICS EVER, Girl!Steve PTSD, Pepper/Natasha (again), Steve/Pepper in Vamp!Tony (during Tony's Dead Months), Dr. Doom somehow
Row 5: Vamp!Tony once more, Tony/Hobo (I thought of that too!), Villain attacks Tony with Sense Dep, MA!Steve & Tony, MA!Tony & Steve

Icon relevant.

[cursor-mundi.livejournal.com]

O_O

...so, just a regular Wednesday for you then, eh?

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

XD LOL Pretty much. I think I will go for Blackout. My private goal is Short Fics Only, so as not to add to the pile of Epics To Be Written. It'd be easier if they could count for multiples. I have "sore muscles" and "muscle strains", come on. As it is, this is a minimum of 12,500 words for a Blackout, which I am probably going to go for before asking for a new one.