This makes no sense

Stolen from sinnerforhire. :D

THE NAME GAME

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Crystal

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Wynette Raymond (D:)

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Edgar Hector (._.;)

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Gaucr (How would I pronounce this? Gawker?)

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Horse (wtf?)

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Estelle Indianapolis

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Coffee (XD)

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Crau (?????)

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Death By Chocolate Chocolate Chip (lmao)

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Rowdy Valencia/Rowdy University/Rowdy 32nd Avenue (This assumes a lot; who grows up on just one street anymore?)

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Gauizzle (o.O)

Edited 10, because I forgot that there was a dog before Boots!

Edited again because I got my tax rebate! YAYS! I wasn't expecting it until next week.