Shoot Me Plz

[tsukinofaerii]

I promised content! And I bring you fake!tabloid. Well, sort of tabloid, sort of Cosmo, sort of hobby-mag. Blame bounces off of me and lands in IT, where it will be shrugged off as usual. I was bored at work yesterday. Well, not bored so much as just busy enough that I couldn't settle down into any one thing. So I wrote a small something. Just a tabloid-like article that got stuck in my head. I had to use the phrase "super-bachelor". It was a visceral need, almost as great as the urge to suggest Tony and Iron Man share chicks. (I didn't get to work that in there. Maybe next time.) And then I got home and the internet was evil, so I played with PSP and... Anyways, I bestow upon you horror.



Mock away!

In more familial news... My brother might have fathered twins. (headdesk) Why? *sigh* But I posted part X of the drabble series? yay?

(is too sober for this)

ETA: And now I have an urge to write tabloid-fic. Yes, definitely too sober.

Comments

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

You may have been "quiet as an ankle-biter", but that's just because you didn't know what to say first. XD

I dunno, you MIGHT be able to. I mean, if I was in charge and saw an employee doing that, I'd applaud them for their individuality and creativity, and quietly suggest maybe not to streak naked in front of the others whilst displaying your individuality and creativity.

He is courteous. Probably why he's so awesome, in my book. XD

I went back to school; hadn't been in since May 4th. o.o; I've been out sick. TT_TT Actually, still AM sick; only difference is, I'm not dead asleep all day, and my fever is only 99, which is two points above normal, instead of 100, 3 pts above normal. Well, at the moment it's at 100. *Grimaces* It didn't hit it until 7th period, though.

Don't pout, because WE'RE AWESOME!