(drum roll)

I post to you from the Abyss of Sleeplessness to say that I finished the femslash. (collapses) And there is porn! WTF. I managed to do it! How did this happen? It clocks in at ~26k, which is more than double my initial estimate. If I had actually paid attention to the B-plot, it probably would have been huge.

I just need to find a femslash beta. ._. Terror and madness lurks down this path. May it not gain an extra 10k in the beta, the way some fics do. I have a nagging feeling that it may have ended too fast, but that could be lingering from Without Irony. Hrm. Only time will tell.

Now, if you'll pardon me, I am going to wash away the knowledge that Dr. Who has no canon.