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Sep. 20th, 2009 03:25 pmDrive by update!
Well, skulk by, at any rate. (eyes the house) This is my break from cleaning. Yes, I'm in a cleaning sort of mood. No, I really don't know why. o.O; It may have something to do with the dogs. They seem weirdly pleased to have me stalking the house with scrub brush and broom. I suspect mind-control. They only look this happy when I'm somehow doing their bidding.
Rough draft of Ultimates porn was completed last night! \o/ And then completed again this morning when I woke up and my first thought was "I hate that ending".;; It took almost 2,000 words to get to the actual sex, wha? I think I've been infected with plot. It's contagious! D: Luckily, the whole thing managed to stay around around 3,000 words. A 1:2 ratio of porn to plot is acceptable, right?
Random flailing: yesterday while I was waiting for roadside assistance to free my keys from within my locked car, I wandered around Best Buy (I was there to buy a new laptop cord—again) and found a little video called Next Avengers. I may have frightened nearby Muggles with my laughter. Link for those who care, but... Steve and the Black Widow? First, wasn't she Tony's girlfriend? Did they trade off or something? Second.... LOL. (facepalm) At least the kid is named James. That's pretty plausible. And Tony seems to be the only one who didn't manage to have kids, never mind being possibly the most sexually active Avenger outside of marriage. And of course Tony designed robots to look like his dead friends, because that's a perfectly sane thing to do, amirite?
I'm not sure if I want the box set it's part of or not. On one hand, crack. On the other, I fear what might stir inside my brain should I watch it. Tony/Iron Cap, anyone? (Or Iron Cap/Tony, because it would be sadly like Tony to be topped by a robot.)
Okay, back to cleaning. :D
Well, skulk by, at any rate. (eyes the house) This is my break from cleaning. Yes, I'm in a cleaning sort of mood. No, I really don't know why. o.O; It may have something to do with the dogs. They seem weirdly pleased to have me stalking the house with scrub brush and broom. I suspect mind-control. They only look this happy when I'm somehow doing their bidding.
Rough draft of Ultimates porn was completed last night! \o/ And then completed again this morning when I woke up and my first thought was "I hate that ending".;; It took almost 2,000 words to get to the actual sex, wha? I think I've been infected with plot. It's contagious! D: Luckily, the whole thing managed to stay around around 3,000 words. A 1:2 ratio of porn to plot is acceptable, right?
Random flailing: yesterday while I was waiting for roadside assistance to free my keys from within my locked car, I wandered around Best Buy (I was there to buy a new laptop cord—again) and found a little video called Next Avengers. I may have frightened nearby Muggles with my laughter. Link for those who care, but... Steve and the Black Widow? First, wasn't she Tony's girlfriend? Did they trade off or something? Second.... LOL. (facepalm) At least the kid is named James. That's pretty plausible. And Tony seems to be the only one who didn't manage to have kids, never mind being possibly the most sexually active Avenger outside of marriage. And of course Tony designed robots to look like his dead friends, because that's a perfectly sane thing to do, amirite?
I'm not sure if I want the box set it's part of or not. On one hand, crack. On the other, I fear what might stir inside my brain should I watch it. Tony/Iron Cap, anyone? (Or Iron Cap/Tony, because it would be sadly like Tony to be topped by a robot.)
Okay, back to cleaning. :D
