But Tony!Pony listens when Steve!Pony says things like, "please eat today, it would make me happy", which is more than Pepper!Pony ever manages. She concedes the lasers, but blames Rhodey!Pony for that problem.
Sometimes it's only Not Quite Dead Until Next Time. :( Tony!Pony is sadly attracted to shiny things. It's a failing. Steve!Pony puts up with it, because Tony!Pony's joy at shiny things is adorable. But when the barding hauls Tony!Pony off to a deserted island to have its way with him, Steve!Pony will have to step in and save the day. I wonder if he can hurl a shield with his teeth.
Of course you can. I would not be shocked if there's ball-gags available too. Maybe a few simple shots, and then a black page with "Tasteful Fade to Black". Fresh elmer's glue would probably be pushing even this level of crack, though.
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Date: 2010-02-02 11:29 pm (UTC)Sometimes it's only Not Quite Dead Until Next Time. :( Tony!Pony is sadly attracted to shiny things. It's a failing. Steve!Pony puts up with it, because Tony!Pony's joy at shiny things is adorable. But when the barding hauls Tony!Pony off to a deserted island to have its way with him, Steve!Pony will have to step in and save the day. I wonder if he can hurl a shield with his teeth.
Of course you can. I would not be shocked if there's ball-gags available too. Maybe a few simple shots, and then a black page with "
TastefulFade to Black". Fresh elmer's glue would probably be pushing even this level of crack, though.