Well, what you need to do is to use the crossover to examine the moral system of the Jedi. I mean, Steve's THING is being passionate about things - that was why he got chosen for the super-soldier thing, originally. And the Jedi are totally down on being passionate about things, which didn't suit Anakin and wouldn't suit Steve. However, Steve is far more sensible, and when he disagrees, he doesn't go around all murderous and evil, he just puts on a more-revealing black costume, adopts a new name, and proceeds to do things Right. After becoming convinced the Jedi are too detached, he is looking to pioneer a new method of Force-using; one shouldn't not care about things (the distance of the Jedi from the concerns of the average person may have made them a great contemplative order, but poor guardians of the Republic) and one should just bust out all over in hate and fear, but one should channel one's passion into benevolent channels.
HOWEVER the Jedi being all set in their ways and stuff, they promptly declare him a total Dark Jedi Sith Bad Guy. And while Steve is tooling around saying vicious rebellious Dark things like 'You know what's good? Concern for others!' and 'You know what's bad? Slavery!' they're sending out people to try and capture him and bring him back for re-education. (As an aside, Yoda has had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking Dagobah.)
And Tony is a newly made knight on his first tour of duty, off to do diplomacy, when SUDDENLY that Dark Jedi turns up on the planet, and Tony uses his technological brilliance to entrap and capture him. And on the journey back, Steve seduces him to the Not Really Dark Side. And they fly off and start a sexy Jedi revolution.
It could be an insightful examination of the Jedi philosophy. An insightful examination, with porn.
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Date: 2009-10-27 03:59 pm (UTC)HOWEVER the Jedi being all set in their ways and stuff, they promptly declare him a total Dark Jedi Sith Bad Guy. And while Steve is tooling around saying vicious rebellious Dark things like 'You know what's good? Concern for others!' and 'You know what's bad? Slavery!' they're sending out people to try and capture him and bring him back for re-education. (As an aside, Yoda has had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking Dagobah.)
And Tony is a newly made knight on his first tour of duty, off to do diplomacy, when SUDDENLY that Dark Jedi turns up on the planet, and Tony uses his technological brilliance to entrap and capture him. And on the journey back, Steve seduces him to the Not Really Dark Side. And they fly off and start a sexy Jedi revolution.
It could be an insightful examination of the Jedi philosophy. An insightful examination, with porn.