Shoot Me Plz

[tsukinofaerii]

I promised content! And I bring you fake!tabloid. Well, sort of tabloid, sort of Cosmo, sort of hobby-mag. Blame bounces off of me and lands in IT, where it will be shrugged off as usual. I was bored at work yesterday. Well, not bored so much as just busy enough that I couldn't settle down into any one thing. So I wrote a small something. Just a tabloid-like article that got stuck in my head. I had to use the phrase "super-bachelor". It was a visceral need, almost as great as the urge to suggest Tony and Iron Man share chicks. (I didn't get to work that in there. Maybe next time.) And then I got home and the internet was evil, so I played with PSP and... Anyways, I bestow upon you horror.



Mock away!

In more familial news... My brother might have fathered twins. (headdesk) Why? *sigh* But I posted part X of the drabble series? yay?

(is too sober for this)

ETA: And now I have an urge to write tabloid-fic. Yes, definitely too sober.

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[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

Twins.

HOE NOEZ.

In other news....

I discovered another friend is in love with me.

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[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

LOL Do you collect these people? Is there some secret underground market for love-sick puppies?

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

Aw darn, you ratted me out. XD

No, actually. They just kind of all find me. This latest one is awesome though; we knew each other in eighth grade and we weren't really friends. But we met up again in October (homecoming; pre-dance dinner, I was going with a friend, and he was going with my friend's little sister, as they are also friends and attend the same school --same one we met at), and exchanged numbers so we could hang out. (I never really had an issue with him, but my friend did, so I got dragged into the middle of it.) I got his AIM, and we started IMing each other a couple months ago for no real reason.

Then about three weeks ago we suddenly remembered, Oh, right! CELL PHONES!

And have spoken every day since, though it feels much longer than a mere three weeks. *Has several very sci-fi-y theories*

But yeah, he confessed that he was actually pulling pigtails in 8th grade since he couldn't just randomly start being nice to me (his rep, and all), and he still liked me. Makes sense, really, if you knew our school. *HATED her 8th grade school with a passion!!!!*

Well, he didn't use the term "pulling pigtails". I did, lol. Actually, I was shocked into silence, then exclaimed, "My gods. You were pulling pigtails!" He was like, "What the hell?!"

XD And he's already picked up on my speech patterns. *Snickers* Twice now in school he said "What the hey?!" Instead of a slightly more vulgar last word, lol. He whines about it, too. It's... amusing, lol.

Oh, yes. And college-boy and I are no longer. In fact, we've been no longer for about three weeks or so, lol. Oh well, I didn't really think it would last.

No, it has nothing to do with talking to Brad, lol.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

lol Awwh, that sounds horribly adorable. XD I always wonder which of my tormentors in school were pulling pigtails and which ones were honestly just bastards. I'm betting most of them were just jerks. *sigh* I was a bully magnet, I swear.

I was a bit leery of College Boy to start with. (The Big Sister act probably gave it away ¬¬;)

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

Lol, I was a bully magnet too, but that's because I've always been an individual, stood out, and tended to stand up for what I think no matter what. Even if it cost me a bit. :/

As for horribly adorable, you're right. XD It's incredibly amusing, too. What I particularly like, though, is even if he's forced to hang up because his dad is around and he's no actually supposed to be up (especially not up and on his cell), he'll have to really quickly hang up; but he always calls back, even if just to say that he can't talk anymore/he loves me/he'll have to call me back later. (All of the above, not one or the other, lol.)

I'm not much one to go "aw, how sweet", but that's just awesomely courteous. :D He gets big-time dessert points for that. (Most call them brownie points. But since all of my baked goods are equally yummy I just say dessert points, lol; the points differ per person. One of my friends has "cookie-dough-points", lol!)

No, REALLY? Y'know, if you hadn't told me you were pulling the Big Sister Act (Sister Act -- GREAT movies, lol) I just don't know if I would've been able to tell. I mean, it was just so -- so.... OBVIOUS!

XD

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

I was surprisingly quiet as an ankle-biter. It made me Bait. *sigh* I'm... still quiet, actually, except with people I know well. Can't exactly run into the office screaming "omg omg omg the demon ran into them with a mack truck omg BOYS!", can I? Well, not and keep my job.

Awwh, that is really courteous. He sounds super nice! <3

¬¬ (pouts)

[blinddeciever.livejournal.com]

You may have been "quiet as an ankle-biter", but that's just because you didn't know what to say first. XD

I dunno, you MIGHT be able to. I mean, if I was in charge and saw an employee doing that, I'd applaud them for their individuality and creativity, and quietly suggest maybe not to streak naked in front of the others whilst displaying your individuality and creativity.

He is courteous. Probably why he's so awesome, in my book. XD

I went back to school; hadn't been in since May 4th. o.o; I've been out sick. TT_TT Actually, still AM sick; only difference is, I'm not dead asleep all day, and my fever is only 99, which is two points above normal, instead of 100, 3 pts above normal. Well, at the moment it's at 100. *Grimaces* It didn't hit it until 7th period, though.

Don't pout, because WE'RE AWESOME!