Here Lies Faerii: Died of Lols

[tsukinofaerii]

From gigglingkat. Because reasons.

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.
6. Tag 5 friends (be sure to comment in their LJ to let them know you tagged them!)

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
"I'm Alive - Disturbed"
... Well, actually, yes. O.o Kat, did your Skynet get loose?

2.How would you describe yourself?
"Man to Man - Gary Allen"

3.What do you like in a girl/guy?
"Lucky - Melissa Etheridge"
This is weirdly accurate, in a deep way...
... D: KAAAAAAT.

4.How do you feel today?
"Holding On - Simple Plan"

5.What is your life's purpose?
"When You Say You Love Me - Josh Groban"
My goal is to say I love you to Josh Groban and have him swoon? I can deal with that. A worthy goal!

6.What is your motto?
"Better Day - Saving Jane"
Actually pretty close.


7. What do your friends think of you?
"What's Still Unwritten (Song of Illusia) - Xena OST"
... LOL Probably!

8. What do you think of your parents?
"Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson"
Okay, I'm sueing Kat. :| This is freaky.

9.What do you think about very often?
"Take Me Under - Three Days Grace"

10.What is 2 + 2?
"Not One of Us - Lion Kink 2 OST"

11.What do you think of your best friend?
"Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad - Def Leppard"
lol

12.What do you think of the person you like?
"誰かの願いが協うころ - 宇多田ヒカル"

13.What is your life story?
"Pushing Up Daisies - Garth Broooks"
"There's two dates in time that they'll carve on your stone/And everyone knows what they mean/But what's more important is the time that is known/In that little dash there in between"

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
"You Okay - RENT"

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"My Old Friend - Tim McGraw"
So my computer's decided that I'm in love with my friends. This sounds accurate. :D

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Decadence - Disturbed"
Will I also do combat with my spouse in the tradutional Klingon manner?

17.What will they play at your funeral?
"Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash"
(checks to be sure she's using the right icon)

18.What is your hobby/interest?
"Valentine's Day - Linkin Park"
Wow, depressing. (eyes fanfic)

19.What is your biggest fear?
"Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney"

20.What is your biggest secret?
"Shining Star - Wynonna Judd"

21.What do you think of your friends?
"One in a Row - Trick Pony"
BOOZING SONG!

22.What song would you play during your first time having sex?
"Clown - Gundam Wing OST"
(sporfle) And Trowa is the least sexy pilot, too.

And this is what happens when you use the word "Clown" in reference to sex...



tsukinofaerii: Tell Kat to take her damned Skynet back
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: LOL
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: My SkyNet PWNS ALL
clex_monkie89: XD
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: what did my skynet do to pissy?
tsukinofaerii: That damned meme
tsukinofaerii: 13.What is your life story?
tsukinofaerii: "Pushing Up Daisies - Garth Broooks"
tsukinofaerii: "There's two dates in time that they'll carve on your stone/And everyone knows what they mean/But what's more important is the time that is known/In that little dash there in between"
tsukinofaerii: ALL THE D:
clex_monkie89: .....
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tsukinofaerii: Make her take it back. D:
waterofthemoon via clex_monkie89: LOLOLOLOL
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: too late! The Abyss has already looked back
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: She has been SEEN
tsukinofaerii: I hate you all
tsukinofaerii: Well, actually
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: dude. I asked it what is 2+2 and THE ACTUAL FUCKING SONG 2+2 CAME ON
clex_monkie89 XD
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: Hers at least is telling her that her life is a dash
tsukinofaerii: According to Skynet I want to bang you all
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: Hers at least is telling her that her life is a dash
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: not fucking BECOMING SENTIENT
clex_monkie89: How is that not true?
tsukinofaerii: I didn't say it wasn't?
tsukinofaerii: It's just not supposed to say so
tsukinofaerii: you do not propose an orgy via iTunes Meme
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: ... according to SKYNET?
tsukinofaerii: Hey, the creepypasta part is the accuracy, remember that
clex_monkie89: You do if you want Kat to say yes.
tsukinofaerii: :( But then she won't take Skynet back
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: ... but random usaf on an airport shuttle are fair game?
tsukinofaerii: That's different. That's a brief and passing fling, a sudden burst of passion!
tsukinofaerii: For this, Skynet should have at least had the decency to pick something really raunchy
tsukinofaerii: Instead, I'm apparently in love with you all. Def Leppard says. :(
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: and flying tackle hugs
tsukinofaerii: I ask first
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: and no power in the verse with or without orgies can compel me to take skynet back
tsukinofaerii: D:
tsukinofaerii: Fine
tsukinofaerii: Then you deserve to know that Skynet also has me fucking to a song titled Clown
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: ... that becomes questionable after drinks
tsukinofaerii: I hope you're happy
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: I do accept that she THINKS she asks first
tsukinofaerii: (Also, my friends song was a boozing song. Of course.)
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
tsukinofaerii: I do. :( They get weird and stand-offish when you don't ask
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: CAN'T SLEEP. CLOWN WILL EAT ME. HAS A WHOLE NEW MEANING NOW
tsukinofaerii: It's Trowa's song. So more like, Clown will put my eye out and then shoot me
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: Don't care. Too late
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: I have clowns eating her out in my head now.
tsukinofaerii: I can't stop laughing through my screams of horror
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: I'd be D: but the honking noise makes me giggle too hard
tsukinofaerii: ryg55hu6jmnp'{
tsukinofaerii: }
tsukinofaerii: Can'tbreathe
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: I WIN. SHE HAS TO KEEP SKYNET
tsukinofaerii: Facepaint. It'll smear everywhere
tsukinofaerii: I'LL HAVE RED ALL OVER MY CROTCH FOR WEEKS
clex_monkie89: That's what she said.
tsukinofaerii: I H8 U
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: I wonder if facepaint is greasy enough to act as lube...
tsukinofaerii: In sufficient quantities, I think so
clex_monkie89: ... and I might now ship Sam/shortclown from s2
tsukinofaerii: (cackle)
tsukinofaerii: Also, the clown oral conversation needs to be recorded on DW. Permission?
tsukinofaerii: This whole conversation, actually
tsukinofaerii: <3?
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: HA
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: SURE
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: Someone needs to write me clown kink for my birthday now
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: YAY
clex_monkie89: I feel like a Chat To Chat relay operator.
tsukinofaerii: You ARE
clex_monkie89: SKYNET SENT CLOWNS FROM THE FUTURE TO LUBE YOU UP WITH FACEPAINT
tsukinofaerii: THOSE DAMNED SQUIRTING DAISIES? SEX POLLEN
clex_monkie89: AHAHAHAHA THAT PROVES THAT THERE WAS GLITTERY WINCEST AFTER THE LAST EP
tsukinofaerii: :o? I have not seen last ep?
clex_monkie89: WATCH IT
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: she's gonna end up with clint/darcy and thor/anyone if she keeps that up
tsukinofaerii: D: D: D: LOKI/DARCY ALL THE WAY BB
tsukinofaerii: Though I do like slut!Thor
tsukinofaerii: Cultural differences, gais
tsukinofaerii: It's a warrior thing!
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: the day the avengers went to the circus
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: coulson pov
waterofthemoonvia clex_monkie89: ......what the hell has been happening while I've been watching show?
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: "... and then this agent lost track of Cpt Rogers and the consultant"
tsukinofaerii: Someone should remember Leen's Mjolnir-banging kink
tsukinofaerii: We need to be thorough
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: "... at which point, Agt Romanov located Cpt Rogers and the consultant covered in facepaint. Their uniforms remain MIA"
tsukinofaerii: ... Would it be possible to lose a clown nose up someone's vagina?
tsukinofaerii: Temporarily, I mean
clex_monkie89: I dare you to Google it.
tsukinofaerii: If I were Google, I would have a special program to return questions like this with "NO"
tsukinofaerii: As it is, the top four listings are Scrubs, How to Avoid Tentacle Rape, 1000 ways to die and Urbqn Dictionary
tsukinofaerii: Lemme try a less sentency search
clex_monkie89: I wish I could say I can't believe you Googled it.
tsukinofaerii: ... top link for "clown nose lost inside vagina" goes to an Urban Dictionary link called Brass-Clown
tsukinofaerii: (worried)
tsukinofaerii: Correction, brass-clown is #2
waterofthemoonvia clex_monkie89: How To Avoid Tentacle Rape
waterofthemoon via clex_monkie89: perfect
tsukinofaerii: Clown-Bomb is #1, but it's undefined when you click ut
gigglingkat via clex_monkie89: How to Avoid Tentacle Rape would be a good fic title
waterofthemoon via clex_monkie89: it would
waterofthemoon via clex_monkie89: (beyond worry)
tsukinofaerii: _WTF URBAN DICTIONARY THAT DOES NOT NEED A FUCKING DEFINITION_ D: D: D:
clex_monkie89: In nine minutes I will only be relaying during commercials.
tsukinofaerii: You can give me the chat lin-- that
~*~*~*~*~
clex_monkie89: Moo
tsukinofaerii: HI
waterofthemoon: HI
gigglingkat HI
tsukinofaerii: So Google will not tell me if a clown nose can get lost inside a vagina
tsukinofaerii: I feel betrayed
gigglingkat as hamsters can
gigglingkat I would guess yes
waterofthemoon: I don't recommend experimentation as a way of finding out the answer
tsukinofaerii: In asses
tsukinofaerii: But vaginas are closed systems!
gigglingkat ...
sunspot: ........................................................
tsukinofaerii: What if it just pops right back out with a sad little "honk"
tsukinofaerii: ?
clex_monkie89: Tampons can get lost in there, at least for a little bit.
gigglingkat I don't think asses work the way you think
clex_monkie89: XD
sunspot: ahahahahaha WOW i walked back in on the weirdest sentence.
clex_monkie89: I judge every person in this Chat right now.
clex_monkie89: Myself included.
tsukinofaerii: Come on, you guys have to have seen that episode of South Park. I've seen it, and I barely watch the show
sunspot: now that i've backread a little, it's just chat, but -- heyyyy
sunspot: i just got here

And this is the kind of conversations we have. You're welcome.

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[sunspot]

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