Shoot Me Plz

[tsukinofaerii]

I promised content! And I bring you fake!tabloid. Well, sort of tabloid, sort of Cosmo, sort of hobby-mag. Blame bounces off of me and lands in IT, where it will be shrugged off as usual. I was bored at work yesterday. Well, not bored so much as just busy enough that I couldn't settle down into any one thing. So I wrote a small something. Just a tabloid-like article that got stuck in my head. I had to use the phrase "super-bachelor". It was a visceral need, almost as great as the urge to suggest Tony and Iron Man share chicks. (I didn't get to work that in there. Maybe next time.) And then I got home and the internet was evil, so I played with PSP and... Anyways, I bestow upon you horror.



Mock away!

In more familial news... My brother might have fathered twins. (headdesk) Why? *sigh* But I posted part X of the drabble series? yay?

(is too sober for this)

ETA: And now I have an urge to write tabloid-fic. Yes, definitely too sober.