Reciprocating You can if you want to - I just feel weird about people doing things for my birthday. Or really, for me at all. (Yes, this does annoy people.)
(disdainful sniff) And it's about time you realized it! Mortals these days!
... (cracks up)
(pats) You're a good people-reader. I should probably count myself lucky that this is an internet convo then - reading me is probably like reading a magazine bought by a guy on a street corner who keeps them under his coat and you have to take it home in a paper sack in case the cover gives your neighbor a terminal heart-attack.
(frowns worriedly) Just generally bad health or something specific? You don't have to go into details if you don't want (obviously - what'll I do? Hold the yaoi ransom?).
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You can if you want to - I just feel weird about people doing things for my birthday. Or really, for me at all. (Yes, this does annoy people.)
(disdainful sniff) And it's about time you realized it! Mortals these days!
... (cracks up)
(pats) You're a good people-reader. I should probably count myself lucky that this is an internet convo then - reading me is probably like reading a magazine bought by a guy on a street corner who keeps them under his coat and you have to take it home in a paper sack in case the cover gives your neighbor a terminal heart-attack.
(frowns worriedly) Just generally bad health or something specific? You don't have to go into details if you don't want (obviously - what'll I do? Hold the yaoi ransom?).
(patpathug) No pressure.^-^