Steve is just a housewrecker. :( That's much less serious. It's not like Tony doesn't have spare houses. Thor is destroying his - his thing that he has with Tony, with his bulging veins and plentiful blood!

Steve would be indignant to hear he is junk food. He is physically perfect! It is true that 'perfect by human standards' and 'perfect by vampire standards' might have a few differences. Does Tony have some kind of bizarre vitamin deficiency? Or will he catch the srs bzns and >:[ from Steve? Tony will not be pleased if Steve takes away his 'junk food'.