... Okay, I started with Laser Boobs. And then... (scrolls)
tsukinofaerii: ... Okay, now I know the vodka is doing its work cursor_mundi: ? tsukinofaerii: Because I really, really want an AU where the shrapnel hit down low >_> cursor_mundi: lol, no you don't. then there will be no pr0nz! tsukinofaerii: Except that it would end up being an entire universe of Tony running around in circles 'screaming that there is metal in his dicl dick cursor_mundi: lol Well, also, it's hard to explain how you're able to plug things into your crotch. Normally, you plug your crotch into things, if you are Tony. So that would be Awkward. I would like to see a fic where Steve is like, I want your bebbies, and Tony's like, can't, shrapnel got a lot of stuff. tsukinofaerii: Though the moment when he reveals he's Iron Man by showing Steve the reactor/magnet/whatever would be a thing of beauty
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... Okay, I started with Laser Boobs. And then... (scrolls)
... Damnit, you win.