It's disturbing to picture Tony's story as told by My Little Ponies. Seriously, a pony addicted to the bottle? Slutting about with shallow young fillies? Being appointed Secretary for Pony!Defence and threatening to shoot Pony!Doom'ss ambassador? (also, Pony!Doom. ahaha.)
Pony!Steve can do anything. He will kick the Sentient Barding to tiny pieces.
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Pony!Steve can do anything. He will kick the Sentient Barding to tiny pieces.
I think you should warn for glue in a pony fic.