You expect me to work for my story? Maybe I can manage some small mods. Or somesuch.
Steve!Pony seldom means to get Tony!Pony into trouble. Really, it's not his fault Tony!Pony is apt to throw himself in front of the Beastie of the Week for Steve!Pony. Pepper!Pony would yell at Tony!Pony, but experience has taught her that doesn't work.
It is indeed the thought that counts, though I suspect my artistic integrity would never recover. Well, if I had any, that is. It would take some work to bend the pony legs for believable porn, but I'm sure it can be done.
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Steve!Pony seldom means to get Tony!Pony into trouble. Really, it's not his fault Tony!Pony is apt to throw himself in front of the Beastie of the Week for Steve!Pony. Pepper!Pony would yell at Tony!Pony, but experience has taught her that doesn't work.
It is indeed the thought that counts, though I suspect my artistic integrity would never recover. Well, if I had any, that is. It would take some work to bend the pony legs for believable porn, but I'm sure it can be done.