It does make sense! The problem would be getting the ponies. Or the action figures for straight-up fic.
If Steve!Pony is a Percheron, the Thor!Pony is one of those giant 22 hand Belgians with dinner plate hooves. And Tony!Pony is very much like an Arab. Smart, but hot blooded, and prone to biting. So yes, Tony!Pony is cuddled protectively, and Thor!Pony protects them from the storm while they wait. And then they go home and Jarvis!Pony makes them drink tea and rest, while all the other Avenger!Ponies say how worried they were. Pepper!Pony tells Steve not to get lost in storms again, because Tony!Pony will go after him every time. And then there is more snuggling and they lived happily ever after.
... possibly. There is such a thing as My Little Pony Porn...
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If Steve!Pony is a Percheron, the Thor!Pony is one of those giant 22 hand Belgians with dinner plate hooves. And Tony!Pony is very much like an Arab. Smart, but hot blooded, and prone to biting. So yes, Tony!Pony is cuddled protectively, and Thor!Pony protects them from the storm while they wait. And then they go home and Jarvis!Pony makes them drink tea and rest, while all the other Avenger!Ponies say how worried they were. Pepper!Pony tells Steve not to get lost in storms again, because Tony!Pony will go after him every time. And then there is more snuggling and they lived happily ever after.
... possibly. There is such a thing as My Little Pony Porn...