Darling,

And now you flatter me. Ms. Tsuki could learn a lesson from you, I believe.

It could be said, I think, that a life not being lived is hardly a life at all. I'm sure my author will make certain it is lively, but she's yet to even decide how I'll regain control of my finances at the end of this charade. Canonically, the gun to my head was something I was as prepared for as any man can be. This is altogether foreign territory, and I absolutely cannot approve. I'm certain recent innovations in my nanotechnology would have resolved even the cancer issue, had I been given time.

True, true, and I must take that to heart. I'll be certain to have Tsuki document the more exotic ones I stumble across. At the very least, I intend to learn how to push tantric sex to new and exciting limits.

The tabloids lie, I never saw that bathroom in my life.

I'm afraid it's too late for that. It was a bit painful. But thank you for the kind wishes.

Tony

(Thank you. ^^;;; I wouldn't say he forces me. He's not the type to force a girl. But there may be enticements of champagne and future porn.)