I hate love you guys. D: Why must you tempt my metafic inclinations? WHY? Tony would so be a purple prose writer too. He loves big words too much not to use them. I bet his porn is hot though.

I'll bet you anything that Ults Verse has Steve Rogers/Tony Stark RPS, because that's the way fandom rolls, and someone is bound to have done a Star Wars crossover.

IN FACT IN CANON THERE WAS A BIT WHERE ULT STEVE WIELDED A RED LIGHTSABER SO IT WORKS WELL.

TONY WANTS THE RED. STEVE GETS BLUE. COSTUME COORDINATION IS IMPORTANT.