I thought that was why he'd built himself the Iron Patriot armour - wait, you mean making everyone wonder if he's Cap and Iron Man's secret love child doesn't have the same effect?! *g*

Oh, no, he has to be a secret lovechild with a visible Daddy or Mommy? [is shot], or else how are people supposed to know about their tru wuv bedroom shenanigans?

You should! Marvel is clearly failing Women's Hair 101. I didn't mention it in the summary, but they even have her hair laying wrong against her skull. It has a side part that looks like she gelled it down, which means her ponytail literally comes from nowhere. (Maybe that's what happened? It's glued on, and the glue is slipping, IDK.)