This is one I probably should have expected too. (facepalm) He doesn't want to drive S'teve away. Never mind that that the man has shown no objections to the generally acknowledged fact that his dragon will fly Tony's.

Now I am torn between two, possibly three stories. D: One: SSS is actually based off of vampirism, which makes Steve a sort of Vampire. Two: Someone's woman scorned (possibly Steve's) turns out to have a PN Elrod sort of vampirism and goes after the Avengers in an amusing and nearly completely ineffective way. Three: Old School Classic Vampirism, including dark castle and possibly ladies in underwire nightgowns. Only that last one is short, and it will probably be cheesy as hell.;;